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ﺟﻨﻴﻪ..ﺍﻟﻠﻪ..ﻗﺮﺃ ﺻﺪﻳﻘﻲ ﻭ
ﻫﻮ
ﺍﻟﻤﺘﺰﻭﺟﻴﻦ ﺣﺪﻳﺜﺎﻫﺬﺍ ﻭﻣﺎﺯﺍﻝ ﻳﺘﻌﻠﻢ ﺍﻟﺘﻮﻓﻴﺮ..ﺟﺪﻳﺪ ﻓﻲ
ﺍﻟﺠﻮﺍﺯ ﻭﻟﺴﺔ ﺑﻴﺘﻌﻠﻢ ﻳﻮﻓﺮ..ﻗﺮﺃ ﺍﻹﻋﻼﻥ ﻋﻠﻲ ﺍﺣﺪﻱ
ﺍﻟﺴﻴﺎﺭﺍﺕ (ﺍﻟﺴﻠﻌﻴﺔ)ﺍﻟﺘﻲ ﺗﺠﻮﺏ ﺍﻟﻤﺤﺎﻓﻈﺎﺕ ..ﻗﺎﻟﻚ
ﺩﻱ ﻣﻀﻤﻮﻧﺔ..ﻓﻮﺟﺊ ﺑﻌﺪ ﻣﺎﺍﺷﺘﺮﺍﻫﺎ ﺑﺘﻠﻔﻮﻥ ﺍﻥ ﻛﻞ
ﻋﻠﺐ ﺍﻟﺘﻮﻧﺔ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺴﻮﻕ ﻣﺴﻤﻤﺔ ﻳﺎ ﻧﻬﺎﺭ ﻃﻴﻦ ﺩﻩ ﻟﺴﺔ
ﻋﺮﻳﺲ ﺟﺪﻳﺪ ﻟﻮ ﺣﺼﻠﻪ ﺣﺎﺟﺔ ﻫﺘﺒﻘﻲ ﺟﻮﺍﺯﺓ ﺳﻌﻴﺪﺓ
ﺟﺪﺍ ﺑﻌﺪﻳﻦ ﻗﺮﺃ ﺍﻧﻬﺎ ﺍﺷﺎﻋﺔ ﻓﻲ ﻛﻞ ﺍﻷﻧﻈﻤﺔ
ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺑﻴﺔﺳﺎﻋﺎﺕ ﺑﺘﻄﻠﻊ ﺍﺷﺎﻋﺎﺕ ﺻﻐﻴﺮﺓ ﻋﺸﺎﻥ ﺗﺪﺍﺭﻱ
ﻋﻠﻲ ﺑﻼﻭﻱ ﺃﻛﺘﺮ ﻣﺴﺘﺘﺮﺓ ﻃﺎﺏ ﻭﻣﺤﻤﻮﺩ ﺑﻜﺮ..ﻫﻞ ﻛﺎﻥ
ﻣﻌﻠﻖ ﺭﻳﺎﺿﻲ ﻣﺤﺘﺮﻡ..ﺃﻡ ﻓﻨﺎﻥ ﻛﻮﻣﻴﺪﻱ..ﻭﻻ ﻋﺴﻜﺮﻱ
ﻳﺘﻌﻤﻠﻪ ﺟﻨﺎﺯﺓ ﻋﺴﻜﺮﻳﺔ؟ ﺻﺎﺣﺐ ﺍﻹﺟﺎﺑﻪ ﺍﻟﺼﺤﻴﺤﺔ ﻟﻪ
ﻋﻨﺪﻧﺎ ﻣﻔﺎﺟﺄﺓ..ﺇﻳﻪ ﻫﻲ؟ ﻫﻨﻘﻮﻟﻪ ﺍﻟﻄﻤﺎﻃﻢ ﻫﺘﻐﻼ ﺍﻣﺘﻲ
ﻋﺸﺎﻥ ﻳﺠﻴﺐ ﻣﻦ ﺩﻟﻮﻗﺘﻲ ﻭﻳﻌﺼﺮﻫﻢ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺒﻴﺖ
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